The Whatevernator

  1. “All television is children’s television.”
    ~Richard P. Adler

  2. “Things are only impossible until they’re not.”
    ~Jean-Luc Picard

  3. “Government is too big and too important
    to be left to the politicians.”
    ~Chester Bowles

  4. “Poets have been mysteriously silent
    on the subject of cheese.”
    ~G.K. Chesterton

  5. “There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless
    because they are badly argued.”
    ~Thomas H. Huxley

  6. “Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve
    when your remarks are off the cuff.”
    ~Elvis Costello

  7. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain
    and most fools do.”
    ~Benjamin Franklin

  8. “How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?”
    ~Charles De Gaulle

  9. “One man scorned and covered with scars
    still strove with his last ounce of courage
    to reach the unreachable stars;
    and the world will be better for this.”
    ~Joe Darion

  10. “The pessimist complains about the wind;
    the optimist expects it to change;
    the realist adjusts the sails.”
    ~William Arthur Ward

  11. “It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.”
    ~Andrew J. Holmes

  12. “Computers are useless.
    They can only give you answers.”
    ~Pablo Picasso

  13. “When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.”
    ~H.G. Wells

  14. “Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”
    ~George Bernard Shaw

  15. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;
    I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
    ~Whitney Brown

  16. “You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  17. “I think if you want to eat more meat you should kill it yourself and eat it raw so that you are not blinded by the hypocrisy of having it processed for you.”
    ~Margi Clark

  18. “When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.”
    ~Abraham Lincoln

  19. “Those are my principles.
    If you don’t like them I have others.”
    ~Groucho Marx

  20. “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
    ~Voltaire

  21. “The World is a book,
    and those who do not travel
    read only a page.”
    ~Saint Augustine

  22. “You can’t have everything.
    Where would you put it?”
    ~Stephen Wright

  23. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ~Steve Martin

  24. Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
    A: Make me one with everything.

  25. “I have the world’s largest collection of seashells.
    I keep it on all the beaches of the world.
    Perhaps you’ve seen it.”
    ~Stephen Wright

  26. “There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.”
    ~Stephen Wright

  27. “There are no foreign lands.
    It is the traveler only who is foreign.”
    ~Robert Louis Stevenson

  28. “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry,
    and narrow-mindedness.”
    ~Mark Twain

  29. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.”
    ~Dagobert D. Runes

  30. “Not all those who wander are lost.”
    ~J.R.R. Tolkien

  31. “Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  32. “The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.”
    ~Elbert Hubbard

  33. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.”
    ~Henry David Thoreau

  34. “Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself
    to the influences of each.”
    ~Henry David Thoreau

  35. “They fail, and they alone, who have not striven.”
    ~Thomas Bailey Aldrich

  36. “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
    ~Mahatma Gandhi

  37. “Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
    ~Mark Twain

  38. “People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  39. “Those who cannot change their minds
    cannot change anything.”
    ~George Bernard Shaw

  40. “Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival for life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.”
    ~Albert Einstein

  41. We have enough youth.
    How about a fountain of smart?

  42. “I saw that.”
    ~God

  43. If it’s going to be funny later,
    it’s funny now.

  44. There are 62,000 miles (100,000 kilometers) of blood vessels in the human body. Laid end to end they would circle the earth 2.5 times

  45. A thimbleful of a neutron star weighs over 100 million tons.

  46. The highest speed ever achieved on a bicycle is 167 mph (269 kph), by Fred Rompelberg.

  47. The average person accidentally eats
    430 bugs each year of his or her life.

  48. The average person spends three years
    of his or her life on a toilet.

  49. If Antarctica’s ice sheets melted, the world’s oceans would rise by 200 to 210 feet (60 to 65 metres).

  50. The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the english language.

  51. “‘Be yourself’ is about the worst advice
    you can give to some people.”
    ~Thomas L. Mason

  52. “With our thoughts, we make our world.”
    ~Buddha

  53. “It is the tremble of risk which shakes the spirit, confirms courage and reinstates daring.”
    ~M.A. Hershey

  54. “Be happy for this moment.
    This moment is your life.”
    ~Omar Khayyám

  55. “The cause of most of man’s unhappiness
    is sacrificing what he wants most
    for what he wants now.”
    ~Gordon B. Hinckley

  56. “Be curious, not judgmental.”
    ~Walt Whitman

  57. “To do is to be.” ~Nietzsche
    “To be is to do.” ~Kant
    “Do be do be do.” ~Sinatra

  58. “Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  59. “Wherever you go, go with all your heart.”
    ~Confucius

  60. “Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace.”
    ~Albert Schweitzer

  61. “They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”
    ~Andy Warhol

  62. “The greatest weakness of most humans
    is their hesitancy to tell others how much
    they love them while they’re still alive.”
    ~Orlando A. Battista

  63. “The most wasted of all days
    is the one without laughter.”
    ~e.e. cummings

  64. “The union of the mathematician with the poet, fervor with measure, passion with correctness,
    this surely is the ideal.”
    ~William James

  65. “There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
    ~Mahatma Gandhi

  66. If you want something
    you’ve never had before,
    you’ve got to do something
    you’ve never done before.

  67. “Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.”
    ~Sir Walter Scott

  68. “Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
    ~John Wayne

  69. “What you do speaks so loud
    that I cannot hear what you say.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  70. “To be beautiful means to be yourself.
    You don’t need to be accepted by others.
    You need to accept yourself.”
    ~Thich Nhat Hanh

  71. “Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.”
    ~Og Mandino

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